Back,
After a full frickin' day of trying very hard to get the connection in NYP, I have finally suceeded *breathes out a sigh of relief* Stupid connection...stupid laptop...
Apparently, Li Ying, Shih Yann and Annu have abandoned me to go home while I sit here in helplessly in the school's library hahaz! I have V.E. later on at 7pm so...*sighs* bored!!
To carry on my previous post, I met up with Izyani on Saturday at City Hall interchange to go to Bugis to watch...Transformers!! One word: COOL!
We also found the gothic shop there and are pretty excited about the CosFest coming up. Thing is, we don't have enough cash to get a costume!!! T.T So much for *flashback*
Izyani: Hey, this year...let's strive to get a costume for CosFest okay?
Me: OKAY!
*end flashback* There's more that went on but I'm too tired to remember anything. But not to disappoint anyone, here's some jokes I got from my mum's blog to beat the Monday Blues! ^.^
*pokes fingers together nervously* I don't know if you find them funny but it tickled my funny bone ^.^
If you don't like it, then *blows a raspberry - that's when you pull one of the bottom eyelids and stick out your tongue at the person* NYA!! TOO BAD!!! hehe
Remember, these jokes are meant for humor...I do not mean to insult anyone...If you feel insulted, let me apologise beforehand for anything *bows*
Onto the jokes!
An American, a Japanese and an Indian were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Indian felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American and the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper that got stuck and was hanging from his ass.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead, to avoid being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Indian explained, "I'm getting a FAX."
Hahahaz! What a clever guy!!! I applaud his wit!
ESCAPED PRISONER
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
MUWHAHAHAH!!! Poor husband...he is the one who ended up suffering! Hahaz
USE BIG PEOPLE TALK
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!"
You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big People' words!"
She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
ROTFLMAO!!! Smart kid...hahaz!
Okay, I hope I beat away any blues BUT if you didn't understand anything (for some UNKNOWN reason), please tell me so I may explain *grins*
Ja ne,
Leandra
